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Things that Should Be Destroyed

PART ONE

Little Miss Grumpy, eh?

1). Martha Stewart

Where shall I begin? Martha Stewart just creeps me out. She seems OH SO SWEET in her shows, but just too perfect. And once we learn that she's a hard b*tch with perfection, she gives a bad name to perfectionists (like me).

KEEEEP AWAAAAAY FROM ME! >.O

2). Listerine Commercials

Do I need to watch some weird guy swigging some really bad tasting liquid in his mouth while a droned out narrator explains about the "ACTION" inside. Believe me, Listerine sucks and it tastes as if you're drinking your own urine. It's not really so great to have it sprayed in your eye, either. >.O It stings.

Oh and why am I still being called "Railroad teeth" and those other lame teasings? Hmm?? Answer that orthodontist!

3). Braces

Braces are beautiful. AS IF! I swear, I thought I was going to die with braces on. I still have them and it takes more time to just brush your d*mn teeth. And the tightenings makes it so sour, you can't even eat french fries for god's sake. Braces cost a lot, the orthodontists can also screw up your teeth, and it just makes me think. Why the hell would I need braces? <_<

Die ye all n00bs! >_>

4). n00bs

Don't make me started. Read here to understand, you idiot.

Gooey crap. WONDERFUL.

5). Vaseline

I read the side of the label after putting it on for some dry skin (damn dryness from my medication >0<) and it said "Petroleum Jelly". What? I'm putting on gasoline on my freakin' face? That's nasty!

Just no...keep that THING away from me

6). Math Textbooks

No, I haven't taken Calculus as of yet, but oh jeez, math textbooks where I live are probably the most incoherent explaining tool in the world and they use some of the most confusing ways to do math problems. Oh and look through your textbook today, you'll only find ONE person in a wheelchair or somehow is disabled. And they're smiling despite Sally not having enough basketballs. Plus, just, why do I care if one apple is eaten. I didn't get to eat the apple, some person named Bruha did!

Kill me NOW.

7). DARE

Oh yes! It's a great way to learn about not using drugs and doing violence. But does it improve the thoughts of teenagers? Hell no! I mean, it just brought my curiosty even higher. Plus they have those officers and they always seem to not be there for my own classes. And when they are, they're shrilling their voices so loud you could say it could break glass on a mirror.

I am not GLAD right now...just leave me be!

8). GLAD Tupperware

Too happy. Just too happy...

Yo? NO!

9). Rap/Hip-hop

They all sound the same. The lyrics are all the same. Everything the same and yet people just LOVE them. And when people listen to it, they suddenly think they're all hotshots. Shut up and go back to your studies, William, I don't need to hear about your affair with a prostitue. You're 14-years-old.

Cholsterphobic rooms...ick

10). Clothing Store Dressing Rooms

So chlosterphobic...ick. >.O

Look, all the boys are in the front while the girls are in the back...watching and getting bored. Sexists. <_<

11). Dodgeball

I have Co-ed PE, probably one of the more stupid ideas that my school came up with because A). Almost all the boys at my school are sexist B). They're perverts and/or jocks. So, whenever we have to play dodgeball, it seems the boys only play it because if YOU try to throw a ball, suddenly they pop out of nowhere, steal that red ball and throw it really hard at anybody. And they seem to really, really love to throw the balls SO FAST and when they hit you, a red mark is left on your skin to show it. I swear, it's dangerous. x_X

"I have no TAAAAAALENT!"

12). Hilary Duff

No talent whatsoever. I just hate all those Hilary Duff wannabes. Hell, I was forced to watch that Lizzy McGuire movie at a slumberparty and I wanted to cut my wrists while watching it. Just really, really bad "comedy" if you call it that...

Just wait...in five seconds, he'll ask to go "PEEE" and then the next five seconds after he comes back, he'll ask to PEEE...ugh

13). Little Kids in Movie Theaters

Aw christ, little kids. They moan, cry, whine, or just annoy the crap out of me in the theaters. They've ruined almost all the movies I've gone to that wasn't a 10:30 pm showing. And even if I go to a 10:30pm showing, there seems to be that deadpan 16-year-old Mom that just HAS to see Spiderman with their own whiny baby...

I can even do my taxes AND read the books if I had to watch this movie...

14). Lord of the Rings

I can do my taxes, read ALL the books (if I can live through them >.O), and still manage to finish my algebra homework while watching those movies. I can't memorize those god forbidden long names, and I just get bored with over 2 hours of nonstop ogres attacking elves. O_o I don't get the craze.

The aliens seem to die of water, dude!" "'Dude?' Why are you calling me 'dude'? And why the hell would you think this movie is so GREAT?!"

14). Signs

Lousy movie recieving great reviews. Completely showing the world is going mad. I don't want to go to a movie where over 10 minutes of it, it is in the dark and all these noises for action. Shows low budget, for crissake. <.<

FLUUUUUUUUUUSH

15). Bathroom Jokes

Ever seen a children's movie trailer and notice there is always a fart or a burp joke? Garfield burps, kids laugh like it's the best thing in the world. My god! It's just a bodily function we have to live till we die and yet, in the theaters it's the greatest humor element ever! Oh and by the way, why the hell do people think it's so disgusting in real life, when in the movies it's funny? I mean...I don't get it. Really.

I have him in my nightmares...

16). Infomercials

This guy especially scares me. Dead end script, dead end actors, one who knows EVERYTHING and one who seems to have lived in a closet all their years. It goes on and on and on and then you finally realize, this is one of those annoying 30 minute ones! Augh, jeez!

17). People who play their music REALLY Loud

I don't need to hear your stupid rap music. Period.

18). Sex-Education

I had my PE male teachers teach me about the women's body. I don't want to go through that experience, ever again.

19). Clipart

It's just so CHEESY that it will never, ever go away! Make your own graphics for crying out loud >=0

20). Xangas

Xangs are where n00bs are flourished. It's the hottest thing at my school and it seems like the kids just LOVE to brag that they know HTML and their site "iz da bomb! LOL". I have to snicker off in the background or roll my eyes. They seriously don't know what the heck they're talking about with coding. It seems all the preps have it. O_o

 


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