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n00b Language

Ranted by Maggie - From the Old Records of DOOM


For all you n00bs out there, this is what you feel like if you've been dissed by a person who could type faster in clear, completed sentences. So, type it up like that, for crying out loud! Oh wait, you can't understand me...no wonder! Fine: Lik shut teh fuk up!!!!!1! LOL!!!11! :D :D :D :D :D

One day, I come on merkey.net, the forums that I bow down towards and learn to be the 1337 master, when it was suddenly overthrown by an overexcited chpper n00b.

Topic: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHARG, PH34R

TEH [INSERT TEH NAME] IS HERE CUZ TEH ECHELON TOLD HIM HE MUST COME. IF YOU DO NOT LIKEORZ TEH [INSERT TEH NAME] BLAMEORZ TEH [INSERT TEH NAME].

Ahem, if you didn't understand the tongue of this n00b, let me translate it for you.

Official Translation: LOOK! LOOK AT ME! My keyboard key is stuck to all caps so I'm going to sound mad and wanting people to hear me! I can barely spell and whenever I say "the" it sounds like I have a lisp! O woe is me! I believe z's are cooler than s's for no apparent reason even if the z key is farther away on the keyboard. Look at me! I can barely put in and edit the sentence, no proofreading whatsoever! I'm an idiot in disguise! w00t!

n00bs annoy me period. I know I was one at the time, but I didn't freaking scream. Sure I added over a hundred angry smilie faces when they said they didn't like kids, when I was 12 at the time, but I didn't freaking scream at people. Also, look at it, they added in "arg" at the end of a perfectly good "MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!" It sounds like they choked on their fried chicken they were eating.

Seriously, AOLer speaking is a disease, a widespread disease that makes people sound simply, stupid. I found out one of my friends in real life talks like this. Her font also is an aqua background, large text, and pink colored font. One word, ugh. I can barely read what she is saying nor can I actually see it. I really wanted to stab her with my nearby pencil. Back waay old when, when I only used MSN Messenger as my IM account, I didn't even know what g2g was. I mean, please, just tap in three letters like g2g: "bye". Wow, I did it even faster! AMAZING! Probably it is because I don't have to use a number key which I'm horrible at typing with.

Also, another thing. n00bs think they are soooo cool when they do an upside down question mark at the end of their sentences or just a weird odd letter symbol they add on. One time I got some retard e-mailing me for my website of MehveGhibli and every letter they had for y was Ÿ. Here was the e-mail:

 

Ur site iz reallŸ lovelŸ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I visit it abot evrŸ daŸ!!!!!! Ur site iz reallŸ prettŸ!!! I especiallŸ love the movie Spirited AwaŸ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!! Good luk and break an um...leg!!!!!!!!! ^^

I'm sickened.

What the hell is luk? It sounds like lard. Great, thank you, I need lard. <_< She also spoke in AOLer talk which makes it illeligable. Jeez... Read that whole entire sentence out loud, with the proper way of saying it. It sounds like either somebody shoved something in the person's throat or they have a HORRIBLE lisp. Now when I think about it, I really want to shove this mouse down that person's throat so they can shut up and never talk to me again <_<;;

So in other words, if you ever instant message me or e-mail me, NEVER EVER write in n00b talk. DEAR GOD DON'T!

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